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Jewish Ritual Circumcision | An Interview In The Womb
The Actors:
2.
Unborn Sidney Winston, seven days before birth.
The Premise:
The Jewish God tells Unborn
Sidney Winston what awaits him. Because, being born a Jew is not pleasant.
The Interview:
The Jewish God (G): Hello
sweet Jewish male child. Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the Jewish
God and you will live your life according to rituals and traditions that have
been passed down to you over hundreds of decades. You can call me G.
Unborn Sidney Winston (USW):
Hello G. What do you mean by rituals and traditions? Are they fun, and
informative? Will they help me in ensuring I use critical thinking throughout
my life?
G: Informative, yes. Fun, no.
In fact, I have some rather concerning news for you regarding what is going to
happen to you shortly after your birth.
USW: G, hang on a moment. This
already sounds like a deal that I want to opt out of. Where is my escape?
G: Don’t you want to hear
about the concerning news? You have no escape so you might as well hear it.
From the G’s mouth. That was a joke.
USW: All I know
right now is that my mother loves me. She will protect me from any harm. I know
that instinctively.
G: I’m glad you mentioned
instinct. Yes indeed it is instinctive for mothers to protect their newborn
babies. However, I am the mighty Jewish God.
USW: I am not following you G.
So, please explain a bit more clearly.
G: Your mother, your ‘loving’
mother will protect you for seven days and not one day longer.
USW: What happens after seven
days? I am getting nervous to hear the answer.
G: Brace yourself as this will
come as a shock to you. On the eighth day after your birth your mother will
betray you. She won’t give it a second thought.
USW: No she won’t. She is my
mother and she loves me.
G: I am The Jewish God and
your mother loves me more than she loves you. And, I am about to prove it to
you.
USW: I really cannot believe
that my mother will voluntarily not protect me from harm. Besides, what harm
eight days after birth awaits me?
G: Again, I ask you to brace
yourself for what I am about to tell you.
USW: Really, G, what could it
be? A tattoo on my arm? I can’t think of anything worse than that a mother
would voluntarily allow happen to her son.
G: Okay, this is what will
happen. Your mother will voluntarily give you over to a strange man. This man is
very dangerous. This man is a Mohel.
USW: So, my mother gives me
voluntarily to a man called a Mohel. Is he the one who gives me the tattoo? You
do know that if I get tattooed it is on my body for life right?
G: Sorry chum, it’s worse than
that. Your Mohel is going to mutilate your genitals.
USW: G, fuck off, you are scaring me with that sort of talk.
Moreover, I scare easily, what with me being so unborn and all.
G: Yes this will all happen.
You have no choice. The Mohel will mutilate your penis. He will cut your
foreskin. It will hurt. A lot. No pain killer. No medical training.
USW: No. No. Just no. No. Why?
G: No good reason.
USW: But, G, why? Why?
G: Because I am The Jewish
God, And, I say so.
Jewish Ritual Circumcision. The Epilogue
As predicted by The Jewish
God, Sidney Winston was voluntarily handed over to a Mohel trained in the
mutilation of male genitalia.
This genital maiming of Jewish
males by Mohels continues to
this day. On the other hand, one of the main reasons that this egregious
practice still continues is because of The Jewish Girl.
The Jewish Girl
will ultimately become a Jewish Mother. And, she will be trained to say that mutilated male genitalia ‘look
better’. Yes, for that reason alone.
Because they ‘look
better’.
I mean, really, what does this
say about The Jewish Girl? What does it say about the Jewish Mother?
And, above all,
what does this say about The Jewish God?
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